Meerkat Self-Enhancement Shock

From our astrology, zoology and pedagogy correspondent, Mystic Gran Keepers at london zoo have today expressed their shock when one of their meerkats, Kimberly, returned from a recent trip to the 'vet' with an enlarged rear end. One keeper, who did not wish to be named, said that Kimberly had always been a victim of low self-esteem and tried to court the attention of visitors by exposing her rear end and shaking "like an epileptic at a Fatboy Slim gig". Whilst the "vet" who supposedly treated Kimberly is still being sought by zoo officials, a leading feminist group have blamed the likes of Beyonce, Jenifer Lopez and Ferne Britton for this new craze in meerkat buttock enhancement. Louise Paintersin of the Real Girl Power commented, "Women like Beyonce, J.Lo and Ferne deliberately flaunt their bodies to compensate for their lack of intelligence and talent... oh wait, not Ferne. She's just fat." Visitors have however flocked to London Zoo to witness this new attraction. Jes Skelam, a parliamentary researcher from Surrey, added, "That Kimberly is so hot. I wasn't sure where to put the crumpled up fiver tho."