From our house price, immigration, and popular soap correspondent, Fiona Pettifort.
Last night it emerged that much-loved TV personality and all-round entertainer
Bruce Forsyth actually died 20 years ago, and a hi-tech robot has been
presenting entertainment shows such as The Generation game and
Strictly Come Dancing ever since.
Suspicions were aroused when wiki readers noticed Forsyth had been 84
for the last 18 years. Even his younger wives have died and moved on
in the meantime. It has since been revealed that his lifetime
achievement award in 2011 was also collected by the cyborg.
Commenting on the decision to use an automaton, a BBC spokeman said
"We couldn't afford to lose the ratings and with millions hanging on
this old man – we needed to think fast. A decision was made and since
no one has said anything we’ve left it at that".
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