From our house price, immigration, and popular soap correspondent,
Fiona Pettifort.
Media speculation has been rife this week that Colonel Gaddafi has undergone plastic surgery, as he unveiled a dramatic new look. Sporting a military uniform, hat and slightly thinner tip on his nose and enlarged lips suggestive of botox, Gaddafi assured the press that his new look is down to ‘tricks of the camera and specialist make-up shading.’ Harley Street plastic surgeon, Dr. Biggle Nosestraaf supported the notion of rhinoplastic intervention by adding ‘Muammar Gaddafi’ has had more changing faces than a Mr Potato. His current facial design is significantly more youthful than befits a tyrant of his age. Gaddafi’s spokesperson vhemently denied any claims of surgery or ‘trout pout botox’, adding ‘Don’t you think he has better things to worry about at the moment than his face?’
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